Mom Tries to Beat the Gayness Out of Son for Playing with Penis in 'Cyberpunk 2077'
Jokes about Cyberpunk 2077 have mostly focused on one tiny aspect: the nudity.
Since you have options to customize your character's genitals and boobs, people have been wondering when someone would get caught looking at that customization screen by the wrong person. Today, it finally happened.
This young man's mom wasn't only shocked, she jumped to the conclusion that her son was both gay and cheating on his girlfriend with men. So she did the only logical thing and started beating him with her giant bible.
If all the hype leading up to this game was just to bring us this moment, it was worth it.
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